WHAT WE LOOK LIKE...........
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WHAT WE WERE GOING FOR....
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Having an average size body can be quite the kryptonite in the fashion world. What's even more devastating? Realizing it. :( There are countless trends out there that are crazy cute...just, not on the other 99% of the world's population. I won't subject you to all my rants on all the trends that aren't sizeably diverse, (skinny jeans, leggings, skinny belts, low rise jeans and ankle boots to name a few) but I will embark on one fattie fashion faux pas: The Uggs. I think these boots are ultra trendy and can fake any girl, (who would much rather be shopping) appear like she's an outdoorsy adventurer, capable of attracting any hot bodied Matthew McConaughey look alike. However, faking it past the boots into fly fishing gear is an art all in itself and uncompromisingly more difficult than faking an orgasm. These criminal offenders will make any girl who has a little curve, look like she's got massive cankles! In order to pull this look off, your legs need to resemble toothpicks and being about a mile in length, which is perhaps a much more important criteria. So, the next time you step out in your Uggs, when you return, ask yourself this....did you rope your Mr. McConaughey, while you were out? Enough said.
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