An Affair to Remember

Today is a fat day and my closet is far from every girls dream; it's more like every girls reality check.

I'm sure most of you can relate to my constant losing battle with my weight and just like my hips, another place that the evidence cannot hide, is in my closet. I have enough "skinny clothes" to clothe a third world country. Unfortunately, they are all currently collecting dust, yet I've somehow convinced myself to save them until they fit me again.

As if that weren't bad enough, I have a huge empty place in my closet where my "fat clothes" used to be. (God is going to strike me down for using the word empty and closet in the same sentence) But as soon as my "fat clothes" were too big for me, I donated them so fast, you'd think they had a contagious disease.

Which brings me to the question of the day; Where is it acceptable to go out into public naked? I have nothing to wear!!!!! I tried to squeeze into some of my "skinny clothes," but I passed out when the blood stopped circulating to my brain and I'm much too stubborn to go out and buy more "fat clothes" so the struggle ensues. Just as fashion can be your greatest alli, it can also be your greatest enemy. So after over an hour of taking on and off, I was left with one shattered mirror, a tear stained face and and a king size bed that was now covered with the remnants of my closet. So, I walked around my room naked in the midst of a steamy affair with my jewelry and my shoes.

Yes, I was crazy late for work today, but more importantly I remembered something tried and true. Always invest in the parts of your wardrobe that will always fit.